My awesome drawing skills

I've decided to show off my extremely proffesional drawing skills with a new post. I think I am good enough to be hired as an illustrator. If you're reading this, illustrator-hiring people, I'm available to be hired! My fee per drawing will be only $300. I think this is a bargain, considering my talent, and if I were you, I would snap up this deal fast!

I'll also like to add that I am, in fact, slightly dyslexic and tend to spell things wrong.
A lot.
I am sorry.

Another thing I am sorry for is for misleading you about my drawing skills. They are not proffesional at all. In fact, they are pretty much THE BEST EVER!
See for yourself.

And before you try to discredit my awesome drawing, saying 'Dogs have tails! That is not a dog! That is some sort of pig-monster!' I'd like to say that my dog does in fact have no tail.
We didn't dock it ourselves, he came that way. He's a farm dog and the breeders must have thought that it would be safer to cut off his tail rather than have it getting stuck in a fence or a sheep.
There are two things wrong with this.
First, he lives in a suburban backyard and the closest he has ever gotten to chasing a sheep is running into my rabbit's cage while flailing around the back yard.
Second, his compensation for having no tail is probably more dangerous than any amount of tail could ever be. He wags his whole back section when he is over excited (which is often) and as a result, knocks over everything, including small children.

I realise this post has turned from my awesome drawing skills to my insane dog, so I'll wrap it up by asking you what you think of my artistic expression.

(inb4 pig-monster)